My friend David (to protect his identity, let’s just call him David Beck) doesn’t seem to feel satisfied by a Snickers bar. So he usually chases it down it with a Coke and handful or so of Sugar Babies. Which is all fine and good - but why the extra step? When I want soda I don’t want to wait to put down the candy and lift up a whole other can - I want it now!  And when there’s a will . . . imagine edible candy tubes inside your favorite bar, keeping your soda fresh, effervescent, and ready for that cola Niagara rush, where sugary fluids navigate the cheapest chocolate, caramel and nougat in a simple return to Eden.

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Posted: April 16th, 2008 under control, food.
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me: How about hot dog flavored toothpaste?

him: Hmm.  How about hot dog flavored condoms?

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Posted: October 30th, 2007 under food.
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Yes, climate change can be delicious! Here’s a simple solar muffin and coffee warmer: a window box with a closing door. Place your breakfast cakes or coffee cup in the window box, shut the door, and let the sun get its greenhouse on for a few minutes. Ding! It’s time for warm muffins!

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Posted: September 12th, 2007 under food, futureNow, gear.
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Does breaking spaghetti feel like a waste of time? What about cutting it into pieces for a restless hungry child? Have no fear; pre-cut Kid’s Spaghetti is what you’re waiting for!  Now if only somebody would produce it.

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Posted: August 19th, 2007 under food, time saver.
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